I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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