I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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