we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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