I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had sex on a dog bed..
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We need to get me chipped asap
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
