I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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