Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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