he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
if only i could text you this smell
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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