his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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