I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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