I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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