just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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