i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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