What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
oh god the rape fog is back!
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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