In the future we'll all be gay
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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