found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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