Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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