All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I would ride that face into the sunset
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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