What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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