i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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