Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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