yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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