:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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