o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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