We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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