i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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