so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
