Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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