It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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