I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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