well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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