giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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