Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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