Fuck appropriateness.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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