Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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