She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Randomize
