So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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