we're blogging at a bar
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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