They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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