You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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