and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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