they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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