I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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