Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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