I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think your dad took our porno
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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