Your tits are I can't wait for
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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