im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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