I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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