She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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