apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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