I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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