i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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