I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
high people should be assigned attendants
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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