I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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